Parents: be yourself
Me: -is self-
Parents: wait no
dumbyana:

WHAT A CUTE OLD MAN AW LOOK AT HIS FACE

dumbyana:

WHAT A CUTE OLD MAN AW LOOK AT HIS FACE

thechevroletimpala:

thechevroletimpala:

if you don’t think highland cattle are the cutest fucking things we can’t be friends

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i mean look how majestic and fluffy they are

maecrossing:

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAVE TO PAY ANY MORE OF THESE PROJECTS FOR YOUR SHIT HEADS TO ENJOY ALL BY MYSELF YOU’RE ALL GETTING SMACKED WITH MY NET DO YOU THINK THIS IF FUNNY DO YOU THINK I’M RICH I GIVE UP MY FORTUNES TO THAT DAMN THIEF REDD ALL SO I CAN GET PRICELESS ART FOR YOUR MUSEUM WHICH YOU DON’T EVEN HELP ME WITH AND NO I’M NOT GOING TO GO BUY YOU FURNITURE SO YOUR HOUSE LOOKS MORE SNAZZY YOU NEVER GET ME ANYTHING I WORK ALL DAY FOR YOU ISABELLE WORKS DAY AND NIGHT FOR YOU SELFISH BASTARDS HOW DARE YOU COME INTO MY TOWN YOU UNGRATEFUL SLOBS THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS WATER THE DAMN FLOWERS I’M ALSO REALLY TIRED OF CATCHING SEA BASS OK

maecrossing:

I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAVE TO PAY ANY MORE OF THESE PROJECTS FOR YOUR SHIT HEADS TO ENJOY ALL BY MYSELF YOU’RE ALL GETTING SMACKED WITH MY NET DO YOU THINK THIS IF FUNNY DO YOU THINK I’M RICH I GIVE UP MY FORTUNES TO THAT DAMN THIEF REDD ALL SO I CAN GET PRICELESS ART FOR YOUR MUSEUM WHICH YOU DON’T EVEN HELP ME WITH AND NO I’M NOT GOING TO GO BUY YOU FURNITURE SO YOUR HOUSE LOOKS MORE SNAZZY YOU NEVER GET ME ANYTHING I WORK ALL DAY FOR YOU ISABELLE WORKS DAY AND NIGHT FOR YOU SELFISH BASTARDS HOW DARE YOU COME INTO MY TOWN YOU UNGRATEFUL SLOBS THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS WATER THE DAMN FLOWERS I’M ALSO REALLY TIRED OF CATCHING SEA BASS OK

acidicmoon:

i really wanted to kill this ant but then i realised he was trying really hard to carry this one crumb and he was doing a really good job so i was like “you go buddy, you go” and let him live