meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

I wonder how many times you’ve compared me to her.
(Ten word story)
mylifeissoconfusing:

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

wild

mylifeissoconfusing:

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

wild

tootricky:

Chibi the conure relaxes and enjoys scritches (source)

theskyoutsidethecity:

The Secret Garden. Business in front, party in back.

are you kidding me

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so goddamn cool

shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

shutupaubrey:

do you ever see a picture of someone with a body like yours and you’re momentarily comforted like they look pretty good…i probably look good too